Mesiniaga,Taipei101,TheChateau,TheKaaba

I was lingering around a shopping mall the other day doing what most guys walking alone in a mall would do – checking out on girls. So I bumped into a few very interesting ones. Being my self, shy and introverted, I did not talk to any of them. I observed and made my own baseless judgment. It was great fun I must say. Since we did not talk, I did not get any of their names so I shall just give them nicknames, based on my baseless, preposterous and barkingly, madly insane judgments.

The first that caught my eyes was one of the most interesting ones. I’ll call her The Mesiniaga. Appearance wise, she wasn’t very attractive. In fact, she was the opposite of being even remotely attractive. The jeans she wore were embarrassingly ridiculous. Ones that Madonna would wear in one of her videos in the 80’s. She probably got her oversized top from ‘Kedai Pakaian Sin Kiew’ on sale. Her pink Nike sneakers were not of much help. The Mesiniaga was a complete disaster. Her ‘impeccable’ sense of style was not the one that turned my head. She can’t even walk like a lady for nuts. What did was the ‘aura’ that tailed her as she walked pass. The Mesiniaga is the kind that does not really care about her surrounding. She’s rather oblivious. No, more like, ignorant. Not the kind that would think before she does something, let lone considers the consequences. Why would anyone go out with this breed? I’ll tell you why. She thinks feels and acts out of the world, and with her you will, I can assure you, think, feel and act out of the world. Carefree like a wild animal running in the jungle with wind in her hair and sand in her feet.

Next was the Taipei 101. Yes, as in the tower. What interesting was the fact that I had almost overlooked her. Of course she wasn’t as tall, but she carries with her the ambition and elegance of the Taipei 101. Still experimenting her style. She has high hopes. Very determined and focused. She knows what she wants regardless how illogical her wishes would be. Young and naïve. She has a lot of potential but no experience whatsoever. Many would be more than glad to take her out, but she would just reject every single one of them and go for the very one that she wants despite the non-existence of it. She lives in her very own utopian dream. One that nobody in their right minds would share.

As I walk through the wing of designer stores, my eyes were fixed at Chateau de Versailles. She was beautiful, elegant and timeless in every way. She likes the glam and attention of being beautiful. Well groomed from top to bottom. Perfect physique she has. Looking at her, I could tell her life had already been planned since the minute her mother got knocked up. Her entire life is like a day in the Chateau, form the Levee to the Couchee. Perfectly timed. Like the construction of the Chateau, her up-bringing costs a lot on many peoples’ expense. The result however is remarkably brilliant. Flawless. She is the kind that every guy in the world would like to have. The Chateau has the ability to give her guests an orgasmic experience. But not all were cut out for life in a Chateau. After a certain time, most of us would probably get sick of living in such establishment. High maintenance cost, and the Chateau de Versailles, being a top historic spot, provides not privacy at all. She was so ‘inviting’ that I had almost went up to start a small talk.

But I was distracted.

I was distracted by The Kaaba – the gargantuan black cube in the middle of the forbidden land of Mecca. The Kaaba is the direction of which Muslim all over the world submit their prayers to before they (the prayers) were directed to God. The Kaaba is a simple construction of a huge cube built thousands of years ago by the prophet Abraham p.b.u.h. which had since been fought over by almost every single religious movement in the world including the pagans and of course the current custodian, the Sauds. Her style is just like the big black cube. With nothing extravagant, at all, not even a single trace of jewelries, she floats, like an angel, gracefully striding her careful steps in her blue jeans and polo-tee, mesmerizing enough to be worshipped by guys. She is tremendously, totally and utterly HOT. Just like the Kaaba, she had been fought over by many, and destroyed in wars and natural disasters, that she was badly broken and confused. Although fixed, she is now over protected and very aware of her own wellbeing that she allows no one inside. She however still unfairly lets anyone wander around her, and pray to/through her. Sadly, most of the prayers weren’t answered and more often than not the wanderer left in despair, disguised in the form of relief and hope, just to find out soon enough that they were left with nothing but utter disappointment. The Kaaba has the power of keeping guys coming back, literally begging for more, and more, and more, and for much much more and more, and more and much more, and more, and more, and more, and more until one day they’d either give up or just simply eventually … die…………..